i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
this reads like a john mulaney bit
Please be nice to moths
They spend their whole caterpillar lives thinking theyre going to be beautiful butterflies and then they turn out ugly and everyone hates them.
Please be nice to moths
get out of here, moths are freaking gorgeous have you even seen them









what is there to not love about moths
THE LAST ONE IS SO CUTE
MOTHS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN THEIR LIVES I WILL NOT STAND FOR MOTH HATE
Please destroy the idea that all months are those plain grey things that flap around your lights and make summer nights out annoying

I WANTED TO ADD MY FAV MOTH WHICH IS THE ROSY MAPLE MOTH
@satanatemymagicbeans APPRECIATE MOTHS YOU MOTH FEARING CHILD
WHO SAID MOTHS ARE UGLY I WILL F I G H T
Also, within the order Lepidoptera, which includes moths and butterflies…. moth species greatly outnumber butterfly species.
So, statistically, it’s much more likely that a caterpillar spends its whole caterpillar life thinking it’s going to grow up to be a gorgeous, colorful, ruffed and fluffed moth like all of those above, and instead it emerges from its chrysalis (not a cocoon; that was its first mistake) as

Of course they aren’t ugly and mystical af but please don’t underestimate that some of them ARE dangerous! They can happily flap around outside but don’t let them get into your homes 😊
